What would happen if Lichess closes and would never return again.

I would move to Chess.com
It has many other games such as Dr. Wolf etc. and many more

I'd Be having a stroke

Chess.com Stonks go up massively.

I'd let my dog out

Chess.con getting rich

Chess.com would remain the best chess website..

chess.com isn't that bad. some ads but you can still manage.

@Malay_Singh_Baghel said in #9:
> Twitter is no more, now it is "X".
I refuse to call it "X"

I would honestly, die, without chess there's no point in life.