The "New" Chess.com

no.............

learned from the masters obviously

They have variants now? Lichess.org is like way ahead of chess.com we implemented variants like a year ago!

Their analysis is pretty good, I like that you can see it analyzing move by move.
Unfortunately, it takes way too long to analyze anything with the base plan.
Reminds me of their opening explorer to be honest. It's good, but with the base plan you can go 4 moves deep.

One day, they will realize "Chess Insights", by that day :p we could be having personal algorithmic trainers offering videos, puzzles and opponents to us based on our previous game analysis.

The idea of displaying this GODDAMNED cumulative in the rating distribution chart just does not come to them ( despite now the chart is animated, it only tells the frequency belonging to a certain rating - not too enlightening ). Here at lichess the cumulative is displayed as a graph and also the exact figure in the animation when hovering above a rating as it should be. This way you can know exactly what rating you need to reach a certain percentile. May be in V4 they will get there.

Also the live game UI takes between half an hour and a light year to load.

This is very serious because light year is not even a unit of time. It is a unit of length.

"May be in V4 they will get there."

Yes. Maybe.

Chess.com had a chess variant (960) before lichess even existed. I don't get why there's so much hate towards this site here, I only play on lichess but you have to admit chess.com has some things that lichess doesn't have. Both websites are complementary.