The old forum ( lichess.org/forum/off-topic-discussion/continue-the-story?page=1 ) has been archived, but it has been able to reach 68 replys! Lets see if we can do better this round!
Once upon a time...
A mod said to keep all messages in one single thread
But the people ignored the poor mod.
The mod became angry and archived the chats
but then a new one popped out
That one got archived as well.
So they banned lichess. LOLZ
After 30 minutes they opened lichess back
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