I beat a higher rated opponent ('classical' time control)

Yeah, great game;

You have many problems to decide to move pawns, don't you? :D it looks like you learn by heart the chess afirmation: "the pawn can never go back"
For example, I don't know why you didn't play b3 sooner!

Nice game anyway

I thought by moving the b-pawn I'd have weakish dark squares – and, at that moment, they had a dark-squared bishop that could occupy those weak squares and torment me!

22. Nd5 must have been a satisfying move. ^^

#4, yup! :-)

I beat a higher rated opponent too, with a baseball bat though.

I too, once beat a higher rated opponent.

58 points rating difference, come on :P

I get use to beat strong titled players using my random openings attack.

" LM Dr-Zaitzev is an engine because he plays strange openings. He must be using Stockfish " .- Kingscrusher's notable quote.

I've never really liked Kingcrusher.